Right now would be a good time to Google the question, do men menstruate?

If right now you happen to be drunk out of your mind, already wearing a lampshade on your

head and quickly running out of other jokes to keep your friends in the hot tub giggling

helplessly until you can find some quiet place in which to violently vomit and collapse

into unconsciousness.

Because as it turns out, if you Google the question, do men menstruate?

The first hilarious response Google will give you is this, quote, and this is an exact

quote.

Having a period is not a feminine thing, and people of all genders menstruate, including

non-binary people, age-ender people, and even plenty of men, unquote.

Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, oh, clavin, you raucously, rambunctious

mystero of merriment, how did you invent this absurd scenario that makes it seem as if

one of the most powerful corporations on earth is trying to drag the rest of us into

a swirling toilet bowl of mendacity so that we'll be ultimately flushed into the twisted

plumbing of stupidity and spat out into the sewer of cultural lunacy.

But no, I am not making this up.

In fact, according to the entire first page of responses on Google, menstruation, the process

by which breeding age females who are not pregnant, reabsorbed their monthly ovum into

the lining of their uterus, and then expelled that lining through their vaginas, can also

take place in people who are not female, can't get pregnant, don't produce over, don't

have a uterus, and can't expel its lining through their vaginas, which they also don't

have.

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