The Department of Justice has appointed federal prosecutor David Weiss,

as special counsel, so he can oversee the botched Hunter Biden investigation

run by federal prosecutor David Weiss. David Weiss' meandering years-long investigation

allowed the statute of limitations to run out on major charges against Hunter before resulting

in a sweetheart plea deal that immediately imploded on cursory examination in court.

And now David Weiss has been assigned to oversee David Weiss to make sure David Weiss

didn't get up to some kind of funny business. Because federal prosecutor David Weiss

is a federal employee, answerable to Hunter's father Joe Biden, DOJ regulations require

the special counsel overseeing federal prosecutor David Weiss should be someone outside the federal

government like federal prosecutor David Weiss. Attorney General Merrick Joey Bananas Garland

says he appointed David Weiss to oversee David Weiss in hopes of restoring the

public's diminishing trust in the integrity of the DOJ through a blatantly cynical cover-up

that will spit a flingob of unbridled power and corruption in the public's eye,

thereby blinding them to the blatant cynicism, unbridled power and corruption that have diminished

public trust in the DOJ. Special counsel David Weiss has said to have already begun his oversight

of federal prosecutor David Weiss by having David Weiss question David Weiss in an old dark house

that loons behind the DOJ building on Pennsylvania Avenue where witnesses say they have heard

two distinct voices engaging in the interrogation. Special counsel David Weiss speaking in a high

pitch voice said, quote, listen to me, boy, I won't have this sort of corruption going on in my

justice department." Unquote to which federal prosecutor David Weiss replied, quote,

oh my godmother, blood, blood, unquote. Congressional investigators later determined this to be an

obscure and overly elaborate psycho joke that most of the audience won't get, but it's still too

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