It's time to give three cheers for Bidenomics and separating fungal infections of the testicles

and possibly bunions. President and vinyl houseplant Joe Biden has been taking time out from

quietly decomposing on the beach to tout the administration's signature economic program,

which has been a boon to every patriotic American who loves mom and apple pie after all the

other food has run out. Now, some of you have written to me to say golly g hot gandalf

with the yearly deficit up nearly 40 percent since government experts ruined every single

thing for no reason during the pandemic with prices up nearly 16 percent since the last election

was rigged by corrupt news media and intelligence agencies and with hourly wages down 5 percent

not to mention how high gas prices would be if I hadn't been forced to abandon my empty car

by the side of the road. How can the president say his economic policies are working when all

this time I thought he was dead? Well, to answer your questions quickly so I can get back to

obsessively watching the Jennifer Lawrence nude scene from No Hard Feelings, I've decided to

provide you with this handy Bidenomics Q&A. Q, what is Bidenomics? A, some of you may remember

Reaganomics when President Reagan cut taxes and regulations so that businesses could grow

and hire workers who could then buy stuff from small businesses so that everyone was making money

and could have vacations which brought wealth to tourist locations where they hired even more

workers for more money and everyone was prosperous and happy and singing and dancing around in

celebration and delight. Well, that was no good. So now we have Bidenomics where the government

gives money to their friends who invest in clean fuel like fairy dust and unicorn manure.

These public subsidies technically known as graft or peculation will be used to build gigantic

windmills that create power by slaughtering birds so the birds don't block the sun and the sun

can shine on solar batteries which then provide energy and create wonderful new jobs until night falls

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