Ep 114: It's Alway's Doomsday Somewhere

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2015

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

The end is nigh when the Sisyphus rescues a plant person of the plant people of Delphiod 6.

Improvised May 17, 2015 from a suggestion by Jason Hawver

Starring

Lisa Burton as Dextriod the Plant Person

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Sam Radion

Sean Kelly as Lt Cdr. Crick Watson

Eli Mandel as Acting Dr. Rip Stipley, Dale Beaverson (a Bore)

Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Franklin (a Boar)

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Larry (a Bore), Theodore (a Boar)

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Jeremy, Ensign Spot

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Ensign Greg

Edited by Christopher Rathjen. Thanks to a kind donation from listener Sam Radio.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvice Star Trek was brought to you by Field Notes brand.
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0:32.8	Captain's Log, start at 529-78.7.
0:36.9	Today we are on route to planet Delphoid 6.
0:41.2	We've come to understand that there is some type of crisis happening there, and the Cisphus needs to intervene before the entire planet's population is destroyed.
0:45.9	Lieutenant, uh, Lieutenant Rita King?
0:48.5	Lieutenant King, sorry, Lieutenant King, what I should be saying here.
0:50.8	If you're whispering, you can say my name.
0:52.7	Uh, Lieutenant King?
0:54.1	Oh. Have you heard anything from Delphoid 6? Yeah, I have. Sorry, I tried to whisper to you before. No, but I was just trying to say, if you're whispering, you guys whispering about. Oh, I don't like, I don't like whispering on the bridge. How far are we from Delphoid 6? And also our relationship to Deltoid six? Want me to help with that? With your relationship? No. But I'm really good at relationships. I've been in a relationship for a long time. Captain, when they're whispering, they're talking about their relationship. When they're talking at normal volume, they're talking about chip stuff. That's the key that I've figured out. Yes, I've heard from Delph.6,
1:28.0	they're saying help, help, help. And I feel like you're not willing to take ownership of us and this and what we have.
1:36.0	What are you talking about? Everyone knows about us. I feel like we talk about us all the time.
1:41.7	My experience is if you're having a really hard time in your relationship and and things seem like they're never going to work out, and this other person is driving you fucking crazy, just move in together. Captain, we're currently hanging out around Delphoid 6. Uh, we're in orbit around Delphoid 6. I didn't know you felt that way, Captain. Acting Dr. Rip Steebly to the bridge.
2:01.6	This is the bridge.
2:02.6	Hey Captain, I just wanted to let you know that you're due for another... I just want to let you know that you're due for another checkup any day now, so... I got nothing to do, so if you want to come down today, I got a bunch of free time. I just had a checkup like three days ago. Yeah, I want you to come in at least twice a week.
2:16.6	I'm very nervous about you.
2:18.6	What?
2:19.6	Sorry, there's a bunch of sleeping kids. Yeah, I want you to come in at least twice a week. I'm very nervous about you.
2:18.3	What?
2:19.3	Sorry, there's a bunch of sleeping kids in my sick bay right now.
2:22.3	Oh, but I don't want to wake him up.
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