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Bodega Boys

Ep 114: Everything is finite

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from Red Bull Studios This week: Chicago, Live art, Kids, Life and other tings!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, there's the presidential seal. There is the White House and inside the White House is the president of the United States, Donald Trump.

0:07.0

And why would you bring that up, English?

0:09.0

He joins us now by phone. Thank you so much for being with us, Mr. President.

0:13.0

Yeah, it's good. It's your boy, Trump Peter, out here in these streets. I know that it's old news, but it's not old news to me because I hold grudges.

0:21.0

The Philadelphia Eagles refused to come to the party, so I'm throwing my own fucking party. It's Trump and Jam. Trump and Jam 2018.

0:28.0

It's lit. It's headlining by Tukashi 69. And guess what? Fuck the Philadelphia Eagles. I got the real Eagles to come through.

0:36.0

Yeah, hotel California. It's going to be lit. It's going to be super lit.

0:41.0

Excuse me? They're not coming either. Well, Tukashi is still coming. And he has the blicking with his stiffy.

0:48.0

Okay? So if you want to have a real good time, come to Trump and Jam 2018. Tukashi does not still on sale. Call 1-800-239-797. If you're interested, ask for e-bro.

0:58.0

Tell them what's the more cocoa butter in his beard. It's your boy, Trumpito. I'm out here in these streets. You know, I don't take no for an answer.

1:05.0

You know what I'm saying? This episode 114, Uno, Uno, Quattro. We will no longer be speaking Spanish in this country. I'm building the wall. Understand that.

1:14.0

I'm the boss done. It'll do Che. Do the fucking draps.

1:20.0

Live from Red Bull Studios, New York.

1:25.0

Yeah.

1:40.0

Yeah. Episode 114, Bo Digger Boys and the Build and Most Dejards Podcasts in the world. Come to July from.

1:46.0

Excuse me.

1:48.0

Two 20 West 18 street. Sorry, man. You know, it is early in the morning. It's five o'clock somewhere.

1:53.0

So I say, I had no judge. I'm sorry. How come you're like a fucking, you're like a fucking rickshaw.

1:58.0

We were a Rick and Morty. People love that shit. I do just sit down and he's going to put me a rehab.

2:02.0

You know what the fuck is going on? Episode 114, T-114.

2:05.0

Ah. It's just like a block in Harlem that's rapidly getting covered by white people. Yeah.

2:10.0

Now you got trees on it. No more dope feens. You might have like a big shop at the end.

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