Ep 114 - Creature Teacher

Goosebuds

Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

In this episode the G-Boys discuss this Goosebumps 2000 story about a monstrous teacher who will eat a student with the worst performance at the school talent show. To be fair, it's really not much worse than our current-day American education system. Mrs. Maaargh is a fantastic R.L. Stine monster and she quickly munches her way into our collective hearts. Bonus: stand up jokes with balloon animals.

OFF-TOPICS: Y2K Samurai-Dragon shirts and the cool people who wore them, Magic the Gathering card sleeve tactics, Papa Cole of Lorwind.

Book discussion begins: 06:43

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

Art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile)

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Guys, I just sent you a picture of a Dan Flash's ass shirt.
0:35.9	Wow.
0:36.9	That is, that is so unfair to Dan Flash's, but yes.
0:43.8	But I would say the shirts and Dan Flash is in that sketch that I think you should leave.
0:48.6	I would wear all the fuck with all those shirts.
0:50.8	Those shirts are the modern version of the cool samurai and dragon shirts from the year
0:58.1	2000.
1:01.0	And we have talked about those shirts before on this podcast and how awesome they are.
1:04.8	I'm sure we.
1:05.7	I always wish I had, I always wish I had them.
1:08.6	Me too.
1:09.1	I had a friend who had them.
1:10.5	He's also the same friend that gave me a copy of Fallout 2 and changed my fucking world.
1:14.6	Whoa.
1:15.1	Wow, what a cool dude.
1:16.1	He was awesome.
1:17.1	Can someone post the Samurai Dragon shirt so I know what the fuck we're talking about?
1:20.6	I have, the dragon,
1:22.6	I've understood nothing of all the references you guys have said today.
1:26.6	I've understood.
1:29.5	I'm O for all of them.
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