When Laura Pike descends on Bingo Little's Felicity, deriding his diet as something fresh out of Dante's Inferno, all feathers are instantly ruffled.

I mean raw carrots and no cocktails?

Something must be done.

P.G. Woodhouse. today on the Classic Tales Podcast.

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And now, Jeeves and the Old School Chum, by P.G. Woodhouse.

In the autumn of the year, in which Yorkshire pudding won the Manchester-November handicap,

the fortunes of my old pal Richard Bingo Little, seem to have reached there, what's the word I want?

He was, to all appearances, absolutely on plush.

He ate well, slept well, was happily married, and, his uncle Wilberforce, having at last handed in his dinner pail, respected by all, had come into possession of a large income and a fine old place in the country about thirty miles from Norwich.

Buzzing down there for a brief visit, I came away convinced that if ever a bird was sitting on top of the

world, that bird was bingo. I had to come away because the family was shooting me off to Harrogate,

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