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Disneyland has assigned a Mastasio drag queen to play a fairy godmother at its princess dress shop for little girls.

And Uganda has passed a law instituting the death penalty for homosexual child molesters,

making it almost impossible to tell which one is a savage hellhole and which is the happiest place on earth.

Politicians as far to the right as Ted Cruz and as far gone and dimensioned Vanality as Joe Biden

have condemned the Uganda law, though they admit Uganda is cheaper to get into the Disneyland

and the lines are shorter.

The government of Uganda meanwhile is hoping to feature images of Disneyland in its tourism advertisements

and is testing out different slogans, such as visit beautiful Uganda.

We may be oppressive and violent, but at least we put homosexual child molesters to death.

Or come to Uganda. It may be the armpit of the universe,

but at least you won't have to wait online two hours to have your children corrupted.

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