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The Washington Post, where democracy dies in darkness.

After they drive an ice pick into the back of its neck and toss it into the darkness and leave it there to die,

has issued a devastating new poll showing President Biden's approval ratings

have fallen to a level that would truly upset him if he were still capable of understanding what a poll is and what numbers are.

The poll shows Biden's approval ratings are now at a mere 36%.

What's more, 12% of those who approve of Biden are low information voters, like journalists and college professors.

While 8% of them are homeless people who receive their opinions from the demon Azuzu speaking through the fillings in their teeth,

5% of the Biden supporters were just pranking the pollsters by pretending they knew who Joe Biden is,

and the remaining 4% were former Whitney Houston backup singers who now hang out all day on Main in Third and Cincinnati,

chanting somebody, somebody, somebody who loves me over and over again, hoping a passerby will put money in their hat

so they can afford to get back to New Jersey and vote for Joe Biden.

72% of the people poll thought Biden was too old to be President.

23% said no, he was just lying face down in his own drool to get his opponents to underestimate him,

and 5% believed the President had passed away last Thursday, which made him the politician least likely to ruin the country.

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