Ep 113: More Than an Uncle
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2018
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:09.1 | Folks, we've done it. We have officially limped across the finish line of 2017. It's a fresh new year. |
| 0:15.5 | And someday, someday we will long for the elegance of the 2017. |
| 0:21.5 | That's a true story. |
| 0:23.1 | You're listening to International Waters. We're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that calls sausages bangers, but only when the tourists are around. |
| 0:51.0 | From NBC's The Good Place, it's Jamila Jamil. |
| 0:53.5 | Hello. |
| 0:54.1 | Hi. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. How are you? |
| 0:56.0 | Good. Thank you for being here. Oh, thank you. It's a terrible time to realize that you need to piss. |
| 1:00.9 | Yeah, it's pretty bad. I think it keeps me on my toes. It gives me an edge. Keeps it nice and alert. |
| 1:06.6 | David Cameron used to do that deliberately, apparently. Really? He used to, every time he was about to do a public address, |
| 1:12.6 | he would drink a lot of water because he felt like the need to urinate |
| 1:15.7 | would give him a sort of sense of urgency when you were speaking. |
| 1:18.2 | Oh, wow. |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.4 | I like that. |
| 1:20.0 | That's not my only fact. |
| 1:21.2 | So I was lucky that Jamila mentioned the piss thing. |
| 1:24.0 | Because otherwise, I've got nothing for this. |
| 1:25.5 | That's good. That's a pretty good fact. |
| 1:28.4 | It's a good fact. |
| 1:29.4 | And it's also a good strategy. |
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