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International Waters

Ep 113: More Than an Uncle

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Nick Rutherford, Helen Hong, Jameela Jamil and Romesh Ranganathan join host, Dave Holmes for bird crime chats, first world problem solving, and funeral playlist recommendations. Nick Rutherford wants to plug People You May Know and recommends Lady to Lady. Helen Hong wants to plug Go Fact Yourself and recommends The Good Place and Tony Baker's comedy. Jameela Jamil wants to plug The Good Place and recommends Asian Provocateur . Romesh Ranganathan wants to plug his website and recommends People Just Do Nothing. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

0:09.1

Folks, we've done it. We have officially limped across the finish line of 2017. It's a fresh new year.

0:15.5

And someday, someday we will long for the elegance of the 2017.

0:21.5

That's a true story.

0:23.1

You're listening to International Waters. We're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that calls sausages bangers, but only when the tourists are around.

0:51.0

From NBC's The Good Place, it's Jamila Jamil.

0:53.5

Hello.

0:54.1

Hi. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. How are you?

0:56.0

Good. Thank you for being here. Oh, thank you. It's a terrible time to realize that you need to piss.

1:00.9

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I think it keeps me on my toes. It gives me an edge. Keeps it nice and alert.

1:06.6

David Cameron used to do that deliberately, apparently. Really? He used to, every time he was about to do a public address,

1:12.6

he would drink a lot of water because he felt like the need to urinate

1:15.7

would give him a sort of sense of urgency when you were speaking.

1:18.2

Oh, wow.

1:18.9

Yeah.

1:19.4

I like that.

1:20.0

That's not my only fact.

1:21.2

So I was lucky that Jamila mentioned the piss thing.

1:24.0

Because otherwise, I've got nothing for this.

1:25.5

That's good. That's a pretty good fact.

1:28.4

It's a good fact.

1:29.4

And it's also a good strategy.

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