Good day to you and welcome along to this episode of Athletico Mins with me, Andrew Dawson.

Imagine a visit to a well-renowned local travel agent with the intention of booking

yourself a hard-earned sunshine break in one of the highly desirable hot spots of the

world.

You feel a warm, fuzzy excitement as the travel agent gives you some details and holidays

in the Canary Islands and the Seychelles.

Then she briefly departs to fetch some additional brochures for you to peruse.

From under her desk, a shortman with an order of topsoil, heaves himself up into a seat.

His face is squashed as if he spent a week trapped inside a washing machine.

His eyes look as though they died a decade ago.

I've got a caravan on a bit of wasteland next to it.

It's sail sounds if you're fancy that.

I'll be there as well.

Brought sleep on the floor and you'll get off the hammock.

I'm afraid it's my co-host Mr. Bob Mortimer.

Oh Mr. Squash Shops.

And from all the local shops.

Walking of Seals Islands with your manky little caravan.

Hello Bob.

Oh thank you for the log to this episode.

Thank you.

All right, that nice.

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