Renault.

I know that many of you are confused about exactly why the Silicon Valley bank went bust.

Well, you've come to the right place because this is a political commentary podcast

so the fact that I don't understand the subject at all won't stop me from explaining it to you.

The first thing you have to understand is that Democrats believe in socialism.

Socialism is an economic system in which powerful people help the poor

by taking money from the middle class and giving it to the rich

so the rich will give the powerful people more power to help the poor

by taking money from the middle class to give to the rich.

In the case of Silicon Valley bank, the powerful Democrats needed more money

to give to the rich to get more power to help the poor

so they printed worthless pieces of paper and called them dollars

and gave them to the poor who passed them on to the rich in return for

Hulu subscriptions and lawn chairs.

The rich said, hooray, now we have worthless dollar papers

we will put them in bonds and useless green nonsense businesses

where they will magically turn into money.

They also donated millions to a gay pride organization who used the millions

to buy some rainbow colored pencils and a vacation for 12 in Thailand.

Then came inflation, which was transitory, which means permanent.

At this point people panicked and there was a run on the bank like in that movie

it's a wonderful life.

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