Ep 1122: Chaos in the Basement | LIVE at Gebhards

Opie Radio

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Dive into the unfiltered madness of Opie Radio, LIVE from the basement of Gebhards Beer Culture on NYC’s Upper West Side! Opie, Matt, Ron, and the crew, hopped up on Zyrtec and Fat Orange Cat’s Stay at Home Dad beer, unleash a whirlwind of rants and riffs. They roast Beyoncé’s cowboy persona, sparking TikTok backlash and “racist” accusations, while debating her “stunt hiney” in a jeans ad. A Massachusetts woodpecker smashing car windows, a black bear storming a mall, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s carb binge fuel their absurd tangents. Ron’s chaotic “list” includes a Stallone-inspired arm wrestling tournament, his role as “Buddy the Waiter,” and a dubious Hawaiian orgasm mushroom. From the Pope’s sunburned corpse to Central Park’s redesign, a missing $167M jet, and a subdued Cinco de Mayo, no topic escapes their irreverent jabs. Matt’s kids, Otto and Millie, nearly derail the stream by chewing wires, while the chat begs for Ron’s own show. Sip through the pollen haze with Gebhards’ killer brews and handmade maple syrup sausage patties—pure chaos awaits!

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0:00.0	Uh-huh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:04.2	What is up, everybody? Good evening and welcome to live at Gep Fats.
0:09.2	Almost.
0:10.3	Almost.
0:10.9	With your host, Matt, who owns the Gephart's beer culture on the Upper West Side.
0:14.8	We got the little foot.
0:16.4	Hello.
0:17.4	We got the opster, also known as the kid.
0:19.8	Woo!
0:21.2	The kid. And we're in the, uh, we're as the kid. Woo! The kid.
0:22.0	And we're in the, we're in the basement at Gephardt because we're all suffering from the allergies.
0:27.1	We're literally trying to hide from pollen.
0:30.5	It's ridiculous.
0:32.3	And it's been really, really windy in New York City, too.
0:34.8	So you got the wind, you got the pollen.
0:36.3	Down to three Xertex, up to three Zyrtex a day. And how's your, how's your piece? Is it mush?
0:44.7	Why, is that an effect? When you take cold medicine or allergy medicine? Yeah, man, I got a
0:51.1	mush right now. You got a mush? No. You got a mush, man?
0:54.3	You're taking the wrong medicine.
0:55.3	I'm doing pretty good downstairs and put my nose is all messed up.
1:00.5	It's terrible.
1:01.6	So we're like, you know what?
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