Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this

classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash steel wars.

A quick warning, there is some occasional course language,

so if you are around sensitive ears or are easily offended,

move along to another Steel Wars episode.

This is not the podcast you are looking for.

I think we're going to see tons of Vader, lots of Imperial and...

Give me that cape.

And the wet cape.

I just, I'm into it.

But that's the thing about, like, if you've got a nice...

It's like when people have nice cars.

If you're so worried about getting scratched and stuff...

You don't take it out and can't appreciate it.

It ruins the vibe. Like, you're not, like, if you're going to have a sweet car, you've got to be prepared to, you know, do a couple sessies in it and get wild. A few burnouts. Yeah, you can't be afraid to take it through McDonald's drive-through. You know, you can't worry about that. So if you've got a sweet white cape and you're pressing it, oh, you're going to get my cape dirty.

Like that's no, you can't worry about that. So if you've got a sweet white cape and you're pressing, oh, you're going to give my cape dirty. Like, that's no, you don't deserve the cape. But Mendo. You don't deserve leadership if you won't get your cape dirty. Mendo does not give a shit. Either he's got an amazing worn dret on the death star. He's found a great one or cartoon character style, he's just got a shit ton of capes. Maybe that's it. He opens his cupboard. That would be a great bonus feature. I would love that. He opens up his cupboard. And there's just a waterfall of white capes. 20 capes. Yes. Or seven capes, one for each day. Okay. I was talking to someone yesterday that they lived with someone that had, they only had seven pairs of socks.

And that was their Monday pair, Tuesday pair. Cool. Yep. Not really. No, there was definitely sarcasm in that. Did I not make that? I was like, yeah. See, it went a little high. Yeah. Okay, that's cool. All right.

Shall we get into it? Oh, so we're going to video it so that Maud is going to, it's going to be on the Geekbaum channel or on the Mord channel, which channel is this going to be on? This is YouTube.com for it slash geekbomb. So, yeah, we're going to do two, we've done the audio only version that you're listening to right now.

But if you do want to see reactions and see what we're up to and see the shirt and see my room, then jump onto my YouTube channel and you can watch it there.

So for a podcast, there's now a lot of fixing of hair.

Yeah, I know.

For both of us.

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