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Thought I'd bring my guitar along for the walk today, Rosy.

Yes, I noticed. Can I play you a song I just wrote?

Yeah, great.

Sometimes I feel like a worse person in the world selfish and boring

And everybody knows it. I'm sick and tired of living in my head

It's like a stinky ocean, so I really want to dance it.

Yeah, I liked party pom pom. Why don't you do another one like that?

I'm bearing my soul.

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Are you being serious?

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