Ep 112 - Bride of the Living Dummy

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

It's Goosebumps 2000 time, buddies! And Slappy's finally getting married. Though we're still waiting on them to lock down a date. All the venues (ventriloquist stages) are hard to book because they don't exist anymore. Chad, Paul, and Kevin read this fourth Living Dummy tale about Slappy's shot at love, which mostly involves Slappy negging his paramours and calling them 'slave'. He's a real charmer, that Sole Icon Of The Franchise.

OFF-TOPICS: Eastern Time supremacy (which isn't actually real, Pacific Time gets the real benefits), underground California Pizza, the thin red line between "pizza" and "pizza pie", The California Pizza Sphere, our most Cool & Evil Pope's reaction to Undertale, rise of The Ghost Kitchen.

Book discussion begins: 15:30

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

Art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile)

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The You know, Paul was really rubbing it in my face this week about y'all having Eastern time zone just being ahead of stuff.
0:36.7	Yeah, you were just like yeah
0:37.7	it's cool I get we get all the TV shows three hours earlier oh that's true I know what's happening
0:42.6	before you do chat and I was like Paul we're in a streaming world now where we don't really watch
0:46.5	things based on right cable stream and you're like no that's not that's not that's going a way
0:51.4	Netflix is only going to be around for another year. Eastern Time Zone, baby.
0:54.8	You don't know about the secret shows that the East Coast gets first and then you guys get
0:58.6	you guys get the, you guys get the secondary edits with all the fun jokes taken out of them.
1:03.9	Oh my God.
1:05.6	Yeah, the sensors get in there and then by the time it gets to the West Coast, even though we made it, like, it gets cut out.
1:11.6	Standards and practices gets their hands all over it before it gets to you.
1:14.9	Wait, so, Chad, when I'm watching the Ted Lassow premiere at midnight, do you just get to
1:20.2	watch it at 9?
1:21.1	Yeah.
1:21.5	Fuck off.
1:22.3	That's crazy.
1:23.3	So you get it ahead of time. I'm pretty sure that that's, because the last time I remembered having to know when, like,
1:29.2	it went live was during Game of Thrones.
1:31.5	Remember when Game of Thrones was the thing?
1:32.8	Yep.
1:33.2	So you just watched it at 9 p.m. like a grandpa, you don't have to stay up late?
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