Ep 1115: Popes and Saltines | Live at Gebhards

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🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Spring blooms in NYC, and Opie Radio at Gebhards delivers a chaotic, laugh-packed episode! The crew kicks off with conspiracies about the Pope’s “unalived” Easter Monday exit, a blessed Lamborghini for Pope John Paul II, and Jim Morrison hiding in Syracuse. They dive into Florida Man Games with lawnmower racing, family scandals, and barfing on JetBlue. Ron takes over with a freezing Coney Island beach tale, a dubious sexual harassment counselor claim, and rants on food dyes and declining birth rates. A $100 saltine-eating challenge ends in a dusty disaster, while the street cam spots Yoko Ono (maybe). Grab a Lagunitas IPA for this unfiltered, edgy rollercoaster of humor and absurdity!

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0:00.0	I've heard it.
0:01.0	And we are, yeah, we're live.
0:04.3	What's going on?
0:04.7	Everybody, welcome to live and get fat.
0:08.3	Spring has finally sprung here in New York City, and thank God.
0:12.6	I threw my, I threw my winter coat away this morning.
0:17.0	I will never wear that particular code again.
0:20.1	Really?
0:20.5	What are you going to do with it?
0:21.1	I threw it away.
0:22.7	Oh, you threw it away?
0:23.5	Yeah, I threw it down my garbage shoot this morning.
0:25.9	Oh, it's going to be 60 degrees.
0:27.6	Time to get rid of this fucking thing.
0:29.2	You didn't want to donate?
0:30.9	It's kind of on the old side, too, to be honest with you.
0:33.4	Yeah, they hate that shit.
0:34.9	Oh, no, dude, we donate the hell out of our coats because my kids are, my kids went through three coats this season alone.
0:41.2	Because they're growing like, they're growing like weeds now.
0:43.7	Size-wise.
0:44.4	Yeah, so we probably, honestly, about four coats this year alone that we've donated to the charity.
0:51.9	So we're here live at Get Fotch.
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