Ep 1114: Pope Predictions, Piping Plovers, and Bagel Battles E152

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🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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In this raucous episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie broadcasts live from Long Island’s chilly shores, griping about a cold snap killing his tomato plants. Joined by Ron, fresh from an Atlanta wedding and Easter dad duties, they dive into a chaotic mix of topics: the Pope’s passing, wild speculation about J.D. Vance as the Antichrist, Nostradamus prophecies, and debates over the next Pope’s identity. The banter spirals into piping plovers shutting down beaches, sardines on pizza, and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s antics. They spar over AOC vs. Lauren Boebert’s bar appeal, rant about Trump’s cult, and obsess over the perfect bagel—everything or plain, with lox, capers, and red onion debates galore. From seal sightings and surf casting to shady music managers and Bozo the Clown connections, the episode careens through environmental gripes, school politics, and Ron’s creepy clown dreams. Expect unfiltered rants, beach vibes, and Opie’s grudging affection for Ron’s chaotic energy. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs and Long Island lore!

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
0:02.8	Good morning, everybody.
0:03.9	Welcome to my live stream.
0:05.3	We are live at the ocean way out east on Long Island.
0:09.9	It's still winter out here.
0:13.0	That blue bin behind me.
0:15.1	That's supposed to be my tomato plants, but it's too cold.
0:19.3	They don't want to grow, man. They don't want to grow.
0:22.8	With that, I say, good morning to J.M.R. 36, 9. You're first on the whole damn thing.
0:28.6	Yeah, I'm running around with my head chopped off. That's for sure. Good morning, Nick. I was in
0:34.6	Atlanta for my nephew's wedding. Then I flew back for Easter.
0:38.6	Then I had to jump in a car to come out here to get a few things done at the house.
0:43.5	Oh, my God.
0:45.0	Ken Mosca, good morning to you, brother.
0:46.7	What's up, Deb?
0:47.4	What's up, Jamie Lynn?
0:48.9	LeBond in the house from Canada.
0:51.6	Oh, Canada.
0:57.5	I like the LeBond. I know we're not supposed to like our fellow Canadians, but I like this LeBon. He's, uh, he's one of the good ones, man. He's a soldier. He's,
1:03.7	uh, he's pushing back against the nonsense out there. And I greatly appreciate the LeBond. Aaron,
1:08.4	what's going on? What's up? Ross Dog's Broken Spirit. What's up? Mike? Hey, Ted Paloata, Scott from way that way, and then up the river. Good
1:18.1	morning, Mr. Watson. Hope everyone's good. Starting to think that the Pope dying is a big deal.
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