Ep. 111 – The forbidden zone

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

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🗓️ 12 July 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it

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0:00.0	The episode begins now.
0:03.0	All right, so Adam's gonna be making a coffee.
0:05.0	I'm not making you coffee. I have cold brew to offer you. If you reject the cold brew, I'm not making you coffee.
0:10.0	I need a hot coffee.
0:12.0	I offer you.
0:13.0	It's a hot day.
0:15.0	You're always complaining about how hot it is.
0:17.0	Hot toddy. I like hot coffee.
0:19.0	Today's hits the system better.
0:21.0	What are you gonna just like inject cold heroin in the hands?
0:24.0	No, you hit that shit up.
0:26.0	I put it in the blast chiller.
0:28.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:30.0	I like cold calm.
0:32.0	I was thinking about a bit where it's like something about how when fat people relapse, it's like there's no spoons in this house.
0:39.0	It's like, oh no, is he doing heroin? It's like no, it's ice cream.
0:43.0	Yeah, it's all spoons.
0:44.0	I was trying to work on a bit about how like I want to be able to hate light skinned ass crackers.
0:50.0	Light skinned ass people.
0:52.0	Oh, you want to call pale people light skinned ass crackers?
0:54.0	No one can get mad at that.
0:58.0	Northern Europeans.
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