Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! A man, his mustache, and a region in Goa, which is big, strong arms. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

You sound like you're on the verge of death, you sound like the crypt keeper

Yeah, I know, I will be doing some horror puns later

I haven't really thought of them yet, but I'm going to do them and they're going to be great

It's horrifying! It's really a terrifying situation! Are you just prepping for not scary farm?

Yeah, God, I wish. No, no, I actually just lost my voice, I feel great

You look good! Yeah, I look good

You're more flexible than usual, I noticed

Mm-hmm, and smarter too

Very live!

Yeah, I did a bunch of math problems really fast

Sinuous

But no, I actually did four fuel TV, fuel TV did these kind of live shows in front of an audience

And I was designated audience warm-up guy

But they forgot to bring you a microphone?

Yeah, I was a situation, and anyways, and I kind of thought

You know, you have this idea in your head of the audience

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