Andy it's your engine hey I got some bad news for you all those shows that we had planned for

March and April yeah they're gone I'm sorry COVID has kind of fucked it all up and one by

one they felt like dominoes. And, uh, you know,

that big, that big money wedding? Yeah, they broke up. So now the wedding's gone to, um, I don't

know what to tell you. I'm kind of banging on my head against the wall here. Um, uh, as a consolation,

I know it's not much, but my mom is selling her house and is having an open house next Saturday, and she's looking to get people to come see the house.

It's kind of a piece of shit, to be honest with you.

But she offered you $500 to come DJ the open house.

It's in upstate New York, hoping that you can do it.

I won't commission it so you can make the whole $500.

But you're going to have to fly yourself or drive from Denver.

Yeah, sorry.

Hope all is well.

Hi, Mr. Fresco, this is Marcus from E-Trade.

I got your email this morning.

We appreciate any time someone takes an interest in the stock market.

I did want to tell you that the two companies you asked about are not available for purchase

because they are not public companies.

U-Porn and Fleshlight are privately held companies.

You're not able to invest in them.

If U-Porn or Fleshlight do become public, that's called an IPO,

we would be happy to work with you about getting on board and having some ownership in those companies.

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