Ep 1108: Rory's Triumph and Dog Crap Burgers: A Monday Rollercoaster NYC E147

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🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks off the week with a wild Monday live stream! From Rory McIlroy’s emotional Masters win and Grand Slam glory to a hilarious recap of a family trip to see Minecraft gone wrong—think slimy carrots, an Impossible Burger that smells like dog crap, and a manager named John who’s in over his head. Plus, golf nostalgia, parenting tales, and a heartfelt nod to 'Shrinking' that hits Opie right in the feels. It’s a chaotic, funny, and unexpectedly touching ride—don’t miss it!

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0:00.0	Bob-Buh-Buh-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B.
0:09.7	Good morning, everybody.
0:10.7	Welcome to my live stream.
0:12.2	It's a Monday, and you're going to see something a little different behind me.
0:16.5	That would be the sun. The son has decided, all right.
0:21.8	Let's let's let's let's let's let's uh, let's uh, let's, uh, I don't know, let's rise again.
0:27.6	Thank you.
0:28.1	Thank you, son.
0:29.3	I greatly appreciate you, son.
0:31.6	But it doesn't help that.
0:33.3	It's a Monday.
0:35.0	It doesn't help that I got almond milk this morning because the target guy couldn't find the milk, I guess.
0:42.9	I guess I get, I don't know.
0:44.7	The cooler where you get the milk was broken or something.
0:47.6	So our target order, excuse me, got all messed up.
0:52.5	That's not cool, right?
0:54.1	Of course it's not cool. Cried a couple times this weekend. Well's not cool, right? Of course it's not cool.
0:55.8	Cried a couple times this weekend.
0:57.8	Well, not really cried, but it had teary eyeballs a couple times this weekend.
1:01.5	I got dog poo on my phone.
1:08.5	It was a fun weekend.
1:10.1	Mint Diggity.
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