Ep 1107: Helicopters, High Beams, and Cabbie Honk Naps - LIVE at Gebhards

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🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Dive into the latest Opie Radio podcast, recorded live from the glass box porch in NYC. Opie and the crew—unload gripes about helicopter crashes, blinding high beams, and flimsy coffee lids, while riffing on everything from toilet paper wars with Canada to cabbies napping at red lights. Expect wild tangents: Matt’s rise from beer-slinger to co-host after Carl and Vic’s passing, Ron the Waiter’s origin story, and a parking-challenged doctor sparking chaos. The gang tackles fake dead grandma excuses, reminisces about the Rolling Stones’ Tattoo You, and debates tariffs, printers, and fluffy TP. It’s a nineties-themed rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and unfiltered vibes—powered by Lagunitas Hoppy Refreshers, no alcohol needed. Hit the like button or Opie’s out!

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0:00.0	And we are live at Get Fox, everybody, on a Friday.
0:07.0	Yes, on a Friday.
0:09.1	In the afternoon, in the rainy afternoon.
0:11.3	In the rainy afternoon.
0:12.2	And we're back on the porch in the glass box.
0:14.9	We got the hustle and bustle of New York City behind us.
0:19.2	We're not drinking because we only drink on Tuesday nights.
0:23.5	So I'm drinking a, well, we're drinking Laganita's brewing company Hoppy Refresher.
0:29.7	This is a sparkling water.
0:31.6	There's no alcohol in this.
0:33.0	But these things drink pretty good.
0:34.3	And mine's called Really, Really Hoppy.
0:39.8	And Scott Watson's over there. He almost had sex that guy's and now he's drinking his sorrows away with real beer
0:45.7	feeling so bad about his moves scott's and second guessing his entire life and he's drinking ginger
0:52.8	because uh tuesday night it got a little wild that he
0:56.4	almost had sex with a black guy i thought you're going to have covasier and cranberry juice or
1:00.8	something now it's a hangover remedy and then i guess we got to just say there's nothing wrong with that
1:05.6	it's 2025 right there is something wrong with that, Scott. Good for you.
1:12.2	Didn't the guy want to fight you at first and then he was trying to pick you up?
1:15.9	Yeah, something like that. He was trying to fight me at first. It was like, dude, you're like
1:19.0	four foot two and a hundred and nothing. I'll launch you like a long dart.
1:21.7	Oh, yeah. Speaking of darts. He got turned on. Oh, and then turned them on. You're going to send a couple darts your way, bud.
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