Huge cultural news on this most sacred liberal festival of national coming out day.

64-year-old pop singer Madonna has come out as gay.

Here she is on TikTok.

Says, if I miss, I'm gay and she throws her underwear and it misses.

And then she kind of throws her hand in the air to say that she is gay.

Incredible news that Madonna is finally accepting her true self.

Her most authentic identity is gay.

We didn't just know all this time, but that's her true self.

Incredibly, it is incredible because Madonna has famously dated lots and lots of men.

Tony Ward, Sean Penn, Lenny Kravitz, Tupac, Dennis Rodman, Carlos Leon, David Blaine,

Finella Ice, Guy Richie, A. Rod, Brahman Zybat, Timor Stephens, Alemalek Williams.

Those are just the first ones that pop up on Google in the first result on Google, okay?

She's been married twice, both times to men, obviously.

And I don't mean to broadcast the ladies secrets, but they're not secrets.

This has been her brand for over 40 years.

If Madonna is a lesbian, this would appear to be a rather recent turn of events.

But the LGBT activists tell us, or at least they used to tell us until very recently, that

sexual orientation is something that you're born with, that it's completely unchangeable.

That's why we have to ban the so-called conversion therapy.

Until the last few years, when not only sexual orientation, but sex itself, became something

that changes constantly.

And however it changes, whenever it changes, that is your true, authentic self, until

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