Ep. 1102 - Velma Is Super Duper Gay In New Scooby-Doo Movie

The Michael Knowles Show

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🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	In case you hadn't already noticed, everything is getting super,
0:04.2	duper gay. Corporations have gone gay. Sports teams have gone gay.
0:10.0	And now, a beloved cartoon character from the late 1960s has after 53 years in the closet,
0:17.6	gone gay too. And as promised, here are your Scooby Snacks.
0:34.7	That's Velma there just absolutely drooling at the, Velma dressed up like a 1970s lady,
0:40.8	drooling at the sight of this kind of 2022 looking lesbian lady. Little Velma is officially
0:47.4	a lesbian. Before the year is through, I have no doubt that Mickey will go trans and Popeye will
0:53.9	get into SNM. But for now, Velma is a lesbian because Hollywood has, in its own words, a not-so-secret
1:02.4	gay agenda. But why? Why? Why does Velma, after all these years, need to be a lesbian?
1:12.3	Some people are actually arguing that Velma has always been a lesbian. Why? Because she's
1:16.7	frumpy and has short hair. That's not very nice to lesbians. Because Velma doesn't have a boyfriend.
1:23.2	Shaggy doesn't have a girlfriend. Does that mean that Shaggy's gay? The person Shaggy spends the
1:28.5	most time with his Scooby-Doo. Does that mean that Shaggy is into that weird best-geality thing that
1:33.5	the Biden-Nukhli or Energy Guy photographs himself doing? I don't think so. I certainly hope not.
1:38.6	Why does every single thing have to be gay, including half-century old cartoons? Because narrative
1:50.1	matters, of course. Narrative matters more than just about anything else in politics. That's why
1:57.6	the left spends so much time and energy rewriting the past. Whoever controls the past, whoever controls
2:05.4	the past controls the present, whoever controls the present controls the future. I'm Michael Knowles.
2:11.0	This is the Michael Knowles Show. Welcome back to the show. My favorite comment yesterday is from
2:22.4	the drummer's workshop at Norm's Music. I feel like this guy has had a lot of my favorite comments
2:27.4	before. He says, of course, Biden is Puerto Rican. Who do you think taught Jill Biden? How to speak
2:32.6	Spanish. C. C. Pwadwe. A great point. A very good point. I'm sure that when Joe was recounting his
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