Ep 110: Planet Cat

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2015

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Ensign Spot has a stressful homecoming. Captain Baxter and Lady Cola take a walk on the wild side.

Improvised November 11, 2014 from a suggestion by Katie Richeson

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring:

Sean Kelley as Lt. Com. Crick Watson, P.M. Boots

Irene Marquette as Lt. Cdr. Lady Cola

Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Ensign Spot

Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Billy, EMH, Lt. Greg

Featuring music by: Andrew Lloyd Webber and Claude-Michel Schönburg

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by GapersBlock.
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0:13.0	Miao!
0:15.0	Mewo!
0:16.0	Mewo!
0:17.0	Mew!... Uh, Ensign Spot?
0:26.9	Yeah?
0:27.9	I'd like you to lead the landing party down to the planet.
0:31.7	Okay, it's just good to be back.
0:34.1	It's good to be what?
0:34.9	Back?
0:35.9	Back?
0:36.9	Yeah. I didn't realize you were gone. No, I mean, you do know we're going to my home planet, right? Oh, no, I didn't know that. Oh, you did not know that? Well, I guess this is a serendipitous occasion that you're in charge of the landing party to your planet. Yeah. Honestly, I'm nervous. Oh, is this like, are you not sure what sort of reception you'll be receiving? I mean? Did you kind of like kick off the dust of that small planet and go join Starfleet? And you were all like, see you jerks later. And then you've been out here and now you're not sure. I would never call my friends and family jerks.
1:12.4	Well, I don't know what your relationship with them is.
1:14.3	No, it's just...
1:15.2	I mean, a lot of people kind of run off to Starfleet because their friends and family are jerks.
1:19.4	I mean, not me, but a lot of people.
1:21.0	My mother is a saint and I love my 12 brothers and sisters.
1:26.0	It's just there's this guy there.
1:28.4	Okay.
1:29.4	Yeah.
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