Hi, my name is Mike Telly. Hey, I'm Jesse Maple Luso. Together, we are the hosts of The Duce podcast.

Why is it called The Duce? Because there's two of us. There's two of us. Mike, if you had to

describe this podcast in three words, what would it be? Me funny one.

Listen to The Duce every week. Two episodes every Tuesday and Friday.

Hello, girls, non-binary and mistakes. My name is Josh. My name is Rick. And my name is

Christian. And welcome to the judgiest place on the internet featuring us three goofballs who make

up the troop of the judges. Here we are. We made it. Stuck the landing, fumbled the kabab. Yeah,

I dropped my meat stick. Sans Pepper. Um, I don't know what that means. Hey, that's a, where's my

2015 YouTubers at? That goes out to you. As a Sam Pepper reference. And hey, you kidnapped that

joke. Like it was your best friend. Erica, I hear you've got a little thing for us. I got mail. We

got mail. Someone sent us a letter over at PO Box 58s. I don't know, I 61350. And we're

opening it up on the podcast because that's what we do on this podcast before we podcast.

Who's it from? It's from Noor. Noor. Jesus Christ. Oh, this one's for Josh.

Alexa call Uncle Josh. Wow. How sweet is that? That's cute as a hell. Thank you, Noor. I

thought you were my enemy, Noor. I'm glad that, uh, I guess we're at least mutual enemies.

We're like on good terms. I'm like, I sort of got like a doctor Hugo from Kim Possible type beat

where it's like, he's kind of too sad to be mad at all the time. Okay. Yeah.

Cause I'm Kim Possible. You know, like seven different people at work today wore green bottoms

in a black top. And they didn't tell me that they were doing that, which they didn't plan it. But

like, I wear that on Monday. That's insane. I feel like that was a personal attack. I know.

I feel like they know you're quitting. And they're like, let's ostracize this bitch before she's

out of here. Speaking of, I just put in my request for maternity leave. Awesome. How's that feel?

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