On Monday, Planned Parenthood unleashed the greatest tweet in the history of the world.

Here's what it said. It said, if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

It's a quote from Gloria Steinem.

But what it actually said was, if cis men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

They actually added in the cis in little parentheses, even though it's not the original Gloria Steinem quote.

What does that mean, sis? Well, for those of you who are unaware of your own gender biases

and you're not a crazy person, the prefix sis has been crafted out of absolute horse manure,

and now it's a shortening of another horse manure world called cisgender.

Cisgender is a longer term that supposedly means, according to dictionary definition,

it means somebody whose biological sex is in line with the sex they think they are,

or as we used to call it, not being an insane person.

This is what being cis means.

If you are cis, then I'm cis because I'm a man who thinks I'm a man.

But if you're cis gender, this kind of cis prefix is this made-up schlop-de-slop crap

that is designed to suggest that there are perfectly rational insane people

who have a sex that is different from their biological sex.

So Planned Parenthood has to go out of its way to say

that cis men, cis men are the only types of men who can't have babies. This is what they are

trying to say. The whole thing is just ridiculous all the way through. Well, what's crazy about all of this,

what's craziest, I think, of all with regard to this cis stuff is

they're basically suggesting that a man who thinks he's a woman is a woman, but a woman who thinks

that she's a man is a man, but only women can talk about abortion. So, if you're a woman who

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