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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 11: Hot Toddy & Juice Bomb IPA

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

0:14.0

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

0:24.0

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

0:36.0

Hey, yeah, here we are. We might be drunk. It's midday on a Sunday. It's beautiful out in New York City.

0:44.0

Man, yeah, I'm what are you drinking? I need to know. You won't tell me. By way, what are you going to hide chair there? What's at the back? You got neck support.

0:54.0

I got neck support because I got I've been in physical therapy for my neck for so fucking long. I need to get wasn't that expensive. Got it on Amazon. I just I just researched. I researched a lumbar support neck support. I'm a real fucking pussy.

1:08.0

Well, you're getting old, but this is the plight of the tall man. Nobody talks about the negatives. You know, you get pussy, you're black basketball, you know, you're you win the presidency. Every president has been taller. By the way, who won?

1:22.0

That's a good story.

1:24.0

My mom will say one time I told my mom I'm depressed and she goes, but your tall. That's a bit. That's great. It's not a carnival ride mom. It's still, you know, still can get said here.

1:34.0

No, you know, it's, I do have back problems. I'm like, I'm a tall, lanky dude. This is what happens to you know. So I owe people are like, you need a good mattress. You spend so much time sleeping. No one ever talks about a desk chair.

1:46.0

Ah, you're right. You're right. How much time do we spend at the desk?

1:49.0

We're sitting. They say sitting is the new smoking.

1:52.0

Damn.

1:53.0

Yeah, not mine, but I heard that somewhere.

1:55.0

Damn, that's heavy though.

1:57.0

I know because, you know, nine to five. It's eight hours of their life sitting. That's horrible for you.

2:02.0

I mean, how often, I mean, you must spend so much of the day at a day. I think even in a hotel room, you're sitting in that crappy chair.

2:08.0

And I'm like, man, it's not, it's just not good for you.

2:10.0

Well, when I ride, I walk, I walk and talk in the hotel room like a psycho.

2:14.0

Damn. So you're just dictating into a, into a phone.

2:18.0

A hairbrush. Can you believe who are these people? The whole night?

2:23.0

The whole night.

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