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Welcome to the official, unfortunate foster children fighting league podcast, number 462.

This week we're headed down the water deep over to the Bollywalk Strawway division,

where fan favorite Gunner Duckworth suffered a major upset defeat to newcomer Nick Closon

to the triple threat match. Now we don't have any audio with Nick. Unfortunately, I wouldn't

this say he disappeared into thin air, but we can hear from fighter Peyton Bennett's. Let's go now down to the ring.

Peyton, it looks like you fell right as the match started, which allowed Nick to get that early submission on you.

What happened? Oh yeah, I threw the fight, like for sure, Glenn told me that he would get me out of here

if I threw the fight so his cane could hit me, so I just did that because like I've never won a fight before,

so like why start now? It gives a shit. That's question. You're looking at a career record of

zero wins, 278 losses now. What's next for you as an unfortunate foster child? Yeah, but my days

of unfortunate foster children fighting are behind me. I am officially joined up with these four

weird dads in their van. We're going to find this guy, Ron's kid. He's a he's a real wild

current, but yeah, who knows his kid seems like he might be a little bit cool. And he'll talk to

that seems too difficult. Not that I should. Peyton doesn't like to judge. You know, Peyton's just

trying to do something. Thank you, Peyton. I'm best of luck for you.

Welcome to Dungeons and Dades, a sometimes BDSM podcast about four dads from our world,

flung through the forgotten realms of quest to rescue their last sons in the context of Dungeons

and Dragons. I am Freddie Wong and I play Glenn Close, Rock Cover Band, Bard Dad. And we all

leveled up in between the previous episode of this one. So we're now level four. And at level four,

the dad's fact of mind ties into this, we learned that Glenn Close's feet at level four is to become

an actor. I gained one charisma, which I need. And I have advantage on deception, performance checks

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