All right.

I say, welcome to the Airclanks show everybody.

All right.

Say welcome to the Airclanks show everybody.

Does it sound weird?

Can you, does it sound, can you hear the humming in the background?

That's because we're traveling here at 330 kilometers per hour.

Stuart, I'm with Stuart.

Hey, what's up everyone?

Stuart how would you how would you introduce yourself if we were somewhere?

That's a great question. I don't think it would really matter how I would introduce myself because no one would understand me anyway. So I could say whatever I like. You just say whatever you want.

Yeah. I'll say you're my best friend.

Uh-huh. For now. I'll say you're my best friend.

For now, until you decide that I'm not. Until the end of this podcast, when I reveal your darkest secrets.

And we're on a train, this is the Japanese edition of the podcast.

We're on a train going from Tokyo to Hemeji.

Happy Monday morning everybody.

It's our favorite day of the week here. What Stewart, any

thought? We've been in Tokyo for a week. Yeah I was a little lay getting in. I mean a

couple days but it feels like a week I've spent a week's wages just on taxis. The taxis are

the taxis are crazy. It's unbelievable. So you've never been? No, first time, and I got left in the

lurch. Can I land in the airport, got given an address in Japanese and Rome the streets for three hours because

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