When you wish upon a song.

Now we want you to share with us our latest and greatest dream.

Disneyland.

Just go to action park with no other park like it.

Six Flags, great adventure. It's not a world away.

Paramounts Kings Island. We will officially Six Flags Great Adventure. It's not a world away.

Perel Mounts, Kings Island. We will officially open Universal Studios, Florida.

Hello, I'm Michael Eisner.

Now, here is your host. Welcome, one and all to the live tounkland versus Rob Plays, the future of the theme park industry debate,

progress versus nostalgicness.

That's not a real word.

2017, let's meet tonight's contestants.

In this corner, weighing at a 1920 by 1080 pixels,

hailing from the home of the Carousel of Progress and

it's a small world Queens, New York, the defender of Ipcott. What's Ipcot? I should have,

I should have proofreaded this. The re-themer of classics and the guy who liked the idea of

mission breakdown since the day was announced, Rob plays.

Welcome, Rob.

Thank you. And trust me, by the end of this, you will know exactly what Ipcott is,

because I'm going to defend it till the day I die.

Just do my intro down.

I'm really excited. And in this corner, some say he looks like the wax museum doll of Brad Pitt,

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