Ep 109: Who Washes the Window Washers?
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2015
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
The USS Sisyphus's dirty little secret gets a lot bigger. And cleaner.
Improvised October 12, 2014 from a suggestion by Andrew Vanderwoude
Edited by Roger Payton
Featuring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr Crick Watson
Irene Marquette as Lt. Lady Cola, A Washingtonian
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, A Washingtonian
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:04.1 | They asked us not to read an ad. |
| 0:05.9 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:20.4 | Washin the windows. Washing the windows. Washing the windows Wishing the windows Hey |
| 0:21.6 | Wishing the windows |
| 0:23.6 | Wishing the windows |
| 0:24.6 | Wishing the windows |
| 0:26.6 | Okay back in your box everybody |
| 0:29.6 | You gotta put you back in the storage |
| 0:32.6 | Oh, are you all right mister? |
| 0:33.6 | Alright come on in there's some porridge in the box for you just get |
| 0:36.6 | Get in here. |
| 0:38.8 | I think we did a really good job today. Yeah, those windows look super clean guys. Come on, |
| 0:44.0 | 342, 278. Could you put a little drop of milk in here, please? |
| 0:48.9 | Hmm, the captain doesn't like me giving you guys any kind of, uh, you know, extras. We're running, you know, |
| 0:54.6 | tight ship here. But just one droop of milk from the milk dropper would be big enough for all of us. |
| 0:59.7 | I'm going to do it, but you guys can't tell anybody about it, okay? |
| 1:02.7 | Oh, we'll never tell. Who would we tell? All right, come on. Get in there and lock. All right. |
| 1:10.4 | I'm going to put you guys up on your shelf. Oh, Crick, I'm glad I found you. Oh, hey, Lorham, hi. Oh, man, there sure isn't any slave labor on this ship. Because that would be real horrible if we were using any kind of slaves for anything. Oh, I agree. Slavery is the worst. A hundred percent. I say that every day when I wake up. Sure glad there's no slave labor on this ship that I work on. Hey, but the weird thing, though, just woke up, looked out my window, you know, which I have one of the little windows in my little quarters, you know, and I swear I saw like a demon gremlin thing out there on the nacelle of the ship |
| 1:46.2 | that's Lauren that's crazy yeah no there was definitely there's a thing out there |
| 1:51.8 | gremlins went extinct 75 years ago that's not possible out on the ship I swear Crick you run a |
| 1:57.8 | level five diagnostic oh I mean sure but I'm not going to find anything. |
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