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Ep 109 - The Haunted School

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Goosebuds

Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9807 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

You hear that bell? School is back in session. Kevin, Chad, and Paul hang out and discuss this late entry into the core Goosebumps collection. While none of us recall this book from our youth, this one rocks. It's bursting with ideas including dead child statues, roaming packs of wild dogs, tall goth girls, cease-fire proms, sideways elevators, evil photographers and The Pit. 

OFF TOPICS: Everything is nothing, The Green Knight, Chappie in bed, Chad badly summarizes Mighty Morphing Power Rangers lore, ear candles, Junior Mint Juleps.

Book discussion begins at 07:15

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

Art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile)

Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The You know what I missed?

0:33.8

Yeah, it's fun reading the book.

0:35.9

Books are great.

0:36.8

The books just sit there and wait for you to read them.

0:39.8

You can't miss a book.

0:41.0

You know what I mean?

0:41.7

Like a movie, a movie can start and then you miss some of it.

0:44.8

Book, you can't miss it.

0:46.0

It just sits there and waits.

0:47.2

Yeah, also, like, if we really get into what film is, you know, pictures being moved at rapid.

0:53.0

It's an illusion, Chad.

0:54.6

It's kind of the devil's word.

0:56.1

It's a lie.

0:57.7

It's kind of a lie.

0:58.8

Those people on the screen, they're not real.

1:00.7

Well, the words in a book are just symbols that turn into sounds in your head.

1:07.3

That we've assigned meaning to.

1:08.7

Holy shit.

1:09.4

We signed meaning to.

1:12.3

Everything's nothing, guys. Fuck. he's right fucking shit he's right i was like we're gonna start this episode pretty positive

1:17.3

it immediately nihilism nothing matters no no no i think this is not nihilet well i mean it is but

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