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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 109 – Maggets and Terds

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day

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0:00.0

All right here we are everyone back in the mother fucking trap

0:05.0

Two episodes back the back ran out of steam pretty hard on the last one

0:09.9

So well you got your burrito and your I got my burrito my coffee. That's not coffee. It's coffee

0:15.3

What it literally does not taste like coffee. There's no tea bag in it. We've got

0:21.0

Flabby tits flan and milk

0:23.0

Flab tits flan again my nice cup of milk. We got a mix drinking a whole thing a whole milk

0:31.6

Whole show like this. Yeah, that's good. This is how we get people

0:37.0

We're trying to figure out ways to get people to stop listening

0:41.0

It's gone on too long. Yeah, we don't get what it is. I can see that I can see it in your eyes. I want to die

0:47.0

So bad

0:49.0

Because this is the thing man all these people they move here to the comedy right and then it doesn't work out

0:53.0

Yeah, and then they like finally you can start your life well

0:55.8

They have relationships and shit right or they figure out how to enjoy their 30s as dog walkers

1:01.6

Yeah, we can't we've been robbed of that

1:05.6

Stolen from us. Yeah successes. We have a poverty of the heart. Yeah people understand what it's poverty of the heart

1:12.4

But a bounty of the whole yeah, we're all getting fucked in our ass

1:16.0

Well if they saw this stupid shit Adam was buying with their money

1:19.0

Yeah, I

1:21.0

Didn't buy that

1:23.0

If they saw that they would definitely just try to look here. I was it I was it

1:26.2

I was a Coney Island yesterday eating an Italian ice and paying $16 for a Ferris wheel that I wrote as a grown man

1:33.0

I was laughing at this fat guy singing Billy Joel karaoke while watching the fireworks and I just thought my life sucks

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