Ep 109 : LIVE! LA Podcast Festival - Maude Garrett, Jason Ward, Randy Lo Gudice, Chris Turner & Shmi Skywalker's erotic fan fiction SIZZLE CLIP
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2016
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Live from the Los Angeles Podcast Festival we chat Star Wars with Maude Garrett and get a run down on IG-88's bizarre Expanded Universe adventures.
Then we delve into the salacious world of erotic fan fiction with a tear inducing live read of when Shmi Skywalker deflowered Qui-Gon Jinn before the UK's Chris Turner drops a hilarious freestyle rap!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is a sizzle clip of our very special Steel Wars episode recorded live at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival. |
| 0:10.2 | Details on how to hear and see the entire episode will be the end of this clip. |
| 0:17.8 | And a warning that this episode of Steel Wars features adult themes and occasional |
| 0:23.9 | course language. If you are around sensitive ears, move along. This is not the episode of Steel |
| 0:30.8 | Wars you are looking for. Now it's time for another podcast, live from the Los Angeles Podcast Festival. |
| 1:00.6 | Thank you. Hey you guys. Welcome to Steel Wars at the LA Podcast Festival. |
| 1:09.1 | And hello to everyone on the live stream. |
| 1:12.7 | Ah, okay. |
| 1:14.1 | Maybe next year they'll have that back. |
| 1:16.7 | Because who doesn't want to get instant feedback from the internet? |
| 1:21.2 | Yes. |
| 1:23.5 | Welcome to Steel Wars. |
| 1:24.8 | I'm comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. |
| 1:34.3 | And congratulations to you guys. |
| 1:37.0 | You're at a podcast festival, a comedy podcast festival, which, let's admit, is a pretty nerdy thing to go to. |
| 1:43.8 | And you've chosen to go to the nerdiest show at this nerd festival. |
| 1:50.7 | So, who didn't get bullied in high school? |
| 1:55.6 | Okay, too soon, for many of us. |
| 2:00.1 | Got 50-year-olds in the front row that are tearing up. |
| 2:02.6 | It's not good. |
| 2:05.1 | But we're here to talk about Star Wars, |
| 2:07.2 | and we've got some great Star Wars fans to chat with. |
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