Ep. 109 Flat Earthers: Sky Perverts

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Well, this is it. The final episode of Cult Podcast. Mando has gone full Flat Earther and Paige's brain just exploded during the recording session. I hope you've all enjoyed the ride. We'll see you in Flat Heaven. But, until then, join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs, history, and spread of the fastest growing conspiracy theory. This cult-like group of "woke folk" have taken the internet (mostly YouTube) by storm and it's time to find out where they come from. Coincidentally, this episode is brought to you by our newest sponsor: "Halle Burton". Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm
0:04.6	Paige Wesley and with us we have Andrei Cissetor!
0:08.6	Yeah we've got a great episode for you today. I'm laughing. It is as you undoubtedly know about
0:18.0	flat earthers. And full of rage. It is a hard one to get into but real quick just because I forgot to do this on the actual episode
0:27.3	I wanted to know if I could get your opinion really quick so flat earthers believe that the world is flat, right?
0:34.0	But they do not have an explicit take on what shape the earth is in.
0:40.0	So if we had to live on a flat earth, what would you prefer the shape to be?
0:46.0	Unicorn.
0:48.0	Unicorn Earth, okay.
0:50.0	Yeah, unicorn Earth theory.
0:52.0	It's the only thing that makes sense.
0:53.7	Brown is pretty cool.
0:55.4	Brown is pretty cool.
0:56.2	I think I'm going to go with kind of like joined globes and have the world be butt shaped.
1:03.7	But oh, that's pretty good.
1:05.7	I was thinking about Titty Earth and the nipples
1:08.6	are the North Pole and the South Pole.
1:11.1	It's funny because Titty Earth and but earth look almost the same from an aerial view so yeah an aerial view you mean
1:19.6	So if you want to support content like this we have a Patreon it's patreon dot com slash
1:24.1	cult podcast that's for the news now let's get on to the five star review
1:30.0	uh we've got a couple reviews today let's do do this one. This one is called Wow and it's from not Lala.
1:39.3	I learned about your podcast from Armando's mom and I love it.
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