Hi guys, welcome back to the pod. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had a safe and wonderful weekend. I hope it was fantastic. I hope you had sex. If you wanted to have sex, I hope that you worked out if you wanted to work out. I really just hope that you got yours.

Whatever that may be. I am back from the bachelor of red. I will be recapping it on Wednesday and Friday on the next shows.

But hopefully I'm tanned. That is one thing I'll say. You know, I'm recording this before I go and you know how usually even in winter, you have a line of like faintly where your bikini goes like your your boobs are like a little bit lighter than the rest of your your body.

You know, you have like a little bit of a, you know, right above your ass crack, like a little triangle of pale, you know, just to remind you, I, I am just one color you guys. I am one color and that color I would describe as ghost or cottage cheese whatever which way you want to look at it. I got cottage cheese on the brain because I'm still hyper fixated.

But I am telling you guys I haven't been this translucent since I came out of the womb. Okay. In fact, even then I'm pretty sure I was a little more pink had a little more color than I do now. So I can't wait to like myself again personally. My confidence is directly tied to being tan.

And I haven't been fake tanning. I don't really know why, but I should get back on that. The best fake tan, by the way, is tan looks for your face and looks unfiltered for your body. I have a video on it.

It's so good. Those are the two best hands ever, ever, ever. They work so well. I had the most life changing experience that I need to tell you about.

My girlfriend Candace got me a gift certificate to this place called Pelicure for my birthday, which is in September. So it's been quite a long time. By the way, let me just go on a tangent here and say my theory with gift cards is use them right away because when you don't use them, you often lose the way.

I'm just going to use the card and I'm speaking from direct experience for my disorganized ass or, you know, sometimes they go out of date or whatever.

My two cents is use it and enjoy it. Just you never know you never know what's going to happen. Just fucking use it. So finally I get around going and I've heard great things about this place because I saw that Lauren Bostic goes there.

And Lauren Bostic has really good taste when it comes to body stuff and face stuff. I mean, she really does have good taste all around, but specifically she's obsessed with the lymphatic shit like me.

I live for lymphatic. I live for a scrub. I love my love language is touch. Okay, it's actually a touch. And for me, the best thing that money can buy is like an experience, you know, rubbed and massage lymphatic. I just like to keep it all moving. That's why I do legs on wall.

That's why I get lymphatic massages. That's why I have that torture mat that I that I line that's why I dry brush. I'm just all about circulation. I don't know where I got that from, but it's just for me.

That's what I like to do. So Candace was like, you're in a fucking love this place. It's in Beverly Hills. You go, okay, whatever. So I go.

My expectations are pretty high given how much everyone is hyped to dub.

It blew my expectations out of the water. So first of all, everyone who works there is so nice. And it's a very calm. It's just one of those places you go in, you're like nothing bad has ever happened in here. This is a safe space.

And it's on a really good jujou street in Beverly Hills. And you just it's great. So you go in and she was like, did you ever get a scrub before and I was like, I actually haven't I've gotten wrapped. I've gotten, you know, brushed but never actually had a scrub. She's like, oh my god, you're gonna die.

So you change. And she said, you know, you can go and everybody goes and naked. They can give you a little fun. I'm not shy about it. Lord knows my.

Noonies out on the internet all the time. You know, I literally just flash people in a TikTok the other day. So I was like, I don't fucking care.

And also I just, I don't know. Maybe it's the all-girls school in me, but I'm just kind of like a body's a body like they've seen it all before. You know what I mean? Like you're no need not any more special than anyone else's. No, it's fine. Who cares? They've see millions of bodies a year. Whatever.

And I actually kind of like it. Let me just go in another tangent here, but it just makes me feel very like, I don't know. It's just I I'm all about the I know some people are really they don't like going to sonas when people are naked and whatever.

And I'm just like that is cosmic. That's womanhood. You know, all these different bodies, all these different shapes. I think it's beautiful. And I think it's gorge. So I was like, let let my noony fly.

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