I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is

then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps

and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath

but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

Joy in every sip with red cops now back at Starbucks. Democrats and other insults to American

intelligence are calling for common sense gun legislation to go with their common sense to

funding of the police and their common sense end to crime prosecution so that common sense criminals

can commit common sense atrocities without being stigmatized by imprisonment or common sense.

President and Vinal Houseplant Joe Biden pushed the common sense flap doodle in a speech before

concerned citizens in favor of surrendering all their liberties in a mindless panic or CCFSLMP

an anti-gun group of concerned citizens who support surrendering all their liberties in a

mindless panic as the name implies. As the groups members ran back and forth across the room

waving copies of the New York Times and shrieking in hysterical terror the presidential

podded palms said quote we need to have background checks which we already have so we can restrict

access to assault weapons which don't exist and automatic weapons which are already restricted

in order to make people feel that a crisis they think is happening when it isn't is being dealt

with seriously when it's not. If we don't pretend to act now innocent people all over this country

might come to their senses and start to wonder why a gallon of gas costs $16 and you can't find

baby formula to feed your 15 year old son who's wearing a teddy bear costume and address.

Yes, after all many experts I just invented have told me that a 9 millimeter bullet can blow your

lungs right out of your body as opposed to a 22 which will simply lodge in your brain so that doctors

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