The best gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.

It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was all wrapped up,

it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so

a guest. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now so, for that one change me a little.

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President and Vinal House plant Joe Biden says the skyrocketing price of gasoline is part of, quote,

an incredible transition that is taking place that God willing, when it's over, will be stronger and the world will be stronger

and less reliant on fossil fuels when this is over.

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, oh, Claven, you zany chuckle up against.

How do you invent these absurd and uproarious Joe Biden statements that seem to float from your brain like laugh bubbles,

from one of those electronic teddy bears who repeatedly lift the bubble wand to their mechanical lips while puffing

in a pink fantasia of hilarity over the streets of the city until it turns out he's a sex offender in a furry suit

and so is arrested and released for the third time because the judge secretly thinks the idea of a teddy bear

pinching women's back sides as they walk by looking at bubbles is actually kind of a turn on.

Frankly, I don't know where you came up with such a six scenario, but no, I'm not making this quote up.

Our presidential road of dendron who is presided over a doubling in gas prices in the year and a half since Donald Trump left office

says, never mind, Comrade, you should be proud as punched to be part of this incredible transition

from being able to drive to work where you can earn your own living to a world in which God willing,

you'll have the privilege of selling your car for food money in the joyful knowledge that while having no fossil fuels

may destroy Western civilization, it will at least bring global temperatures down 0%.

The incredible transition has now become part of what's known as the Biden doctrine or the crap storm,

which reframes the disasters caused by Biden's leftist policies as the dawn of a glorious new age

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