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🗓️ 2 January 2023
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Coffee is for closers, and we close out 2022 with Sebastian Maniscalco. Sebastian joins us from his home in California for our first guest over Zoom. Hope to bring him back in studio. We chat for the first 45ish minutes and bring Sebastian in to close out the show.
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0:00.0 | Hey, folks, here we are. We might be drunk. It's early. It's cold. It's New York City. We're having a couple of coffees. |
0:15.2 | Yes, great movie. |
0:17.8 | Yeah, dude, I'm fucking I mean I went after it this week and I drank too much. Same. Yeah, I left Wednesday got home last night at 11 p.m. |
0:27.4 | From where Buffalo? It's a long story. We got a lot to talk about love Buffalo. All right. Well, you go to chefs. I didn't go to chef |
0:37.1 | I never heard of chefs set. Salmaca pull it up. Look at that. Look at that fucking pasta. I don't even know what I'm looking at here |
0:42.4 | That's a brick of cheese over pasta that sauce is next level |
0:47.4 | That chefs in Buffalo. I got love for Buffalo. I like Buffalo. Good talent community. Good people good people hard nose ice cold |
0:56.6 | Salp to the earth. But look at this thing. This is what got Peters in his shape. This is out of control. I ate that before I went on stage |
1:04.9 | This ain't good. Oh |
1:07.3 | Man, that's worse than already laying to it heroin before going out. It's just waging out more. That's what all the women look like on Tinder in Buffalo. |
1:16.1 | Jesus. That's true. Already like now. We love you already. We love you. All right. What do you guys? The best he has one of my favorite jokes |
1:27.3 | He's talking about |
1:29.3 | What's the guy's name? It was Dayton Chloe Kardashian. Odum. Oh, he was. Yeah, so he's in the kitchen at the house and like three in the morning |
1:38.1 | Like making a sandwich and he's like |
1:40.6 | He's like, oh man. This is less relationship. He's women. There's too many of these women |
1:44.5 | I might start doing crack and Bruce Jenner walks down and goes wait to hear what I want to do. Oh great. I might have left it up |
1:50.5 | No, you killed. That's a great. I love the one he did about you know |
1:53.5 | All the NBA people are like staying school and then like he's like, yeah, yes |
1:57.4 | Go to college instead of getting millions of dollars in the NBA |
2:00.3 | He's like, that's why instead of if they want to say stay in school instead of a dunk contest at all star weekend |
2:05.3 | They should do a spelling bee |
2:07.4 | Because what would you rather see at them dunk again or Stefan Marbury try to spell Wednesday. Oh |
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