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I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan Jesse Go!

This week on Jordan Jesse Go!

Jesse is still on sabbatical, Brian Safi, and Amy Rhodes join me to talk about celebrity butt shots, the best movies of the summer, and obnoxious LA tourist traps. Let's go!

Welcome to Jordan Jesse Go! I am Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jesse Thorn, still on sabbatical in Mexico, but in his stead I have two fantastic funny guests from the world of comedy.

First, Mr. Brian Safi of current TV's Info Mania, a writer, producer, host on that program whose regular segment, That's Gay, has become a very popular podcast from what I understand.

What nice words! I said them. I just went ahead and said them. Guest, numero 2 is Amy Rhodes, a very funny actor, improviser, sketch comedian from the UCB Theatre here in Los Angeles, a former contributor to the Funny or Die website, and a current writer for the Ellen DeGeneres show.

That's true. Amy, welcome to the program. Very rude words.

I said them. Yes, and I should mention Brian too, is also a very accomplished sketch improv comedian at the UCB. I included that in Amy's credits, but I didn't include it in yours.

I apologize. I credit where credit is due. So guys, welcome to the program. Thanks for having us.

Can I say that I have a cold just so no one get it? I have a cold. So yeah, so you and also, by the way, I don't know, you guys from what I understand maybe aren't regular listeners to the podcast, that's okay, even though we're friends and I'm a little bugs by it, but you guys can think of nicknames if you want to.

No, no, no, mine's Jordan Moore's boy detective. That's like kind of set in stone. Well, we do have Nick. We have the set nicknames. Yeah, coconut. Mine's coconut. So Brian coconut, Safi. Yeah, where did that come from? Oh God, it's such a long line of things.

I started when I would call him. I would say, Oh, Brian. And then I started calling which sounds like a Brian. So I started calling him Conan.

Okay, and then I started calling you cocoa butter cocoa butter that did not that that didn't go well. That's a little. Yeah, and cocoa, I think for a while and then cocoa and then just coconut.

It's kind of a cockney rhyming slang way to get. Yeah, yeah, it took a lot of thought. Yeah, and her to say yours.

Mine is rose. Okay, after rose Kennedy. Maybe. It's mainly rose and island and also you go. Well, no, yeah, I was going to say Mamie Rose. Yes, because for a while he called me Mamie and Mamie.

Okay, we're a lot of fun to hang out. But then he'll say. Oh, Rose.

Oh, Rose. I'm wondering in the times that we hung out why we never do a thing where we say each other's names and then just say words that sound like the names and then come up with weird nicknames.

Because we want you to keep hanging out with us. Yeah, but honestly, if sometimes if I call Brian Brian, like if the first thing I'm like, hi, Brian, he's like, what's wrong? Because I didn't call him coconut. He knows that I'm in like mode of being upset or something.

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