Welcome back to another episode of Reality Life with KKC. Hope that you guys are having

a great week. Okay, so this is what I've been watching this week.

Vanderpump rules secrets revealed. Not many secrets were actually revealed. I learned that

Brittany can't speak with a foreign accent, which is really not a surprise to anyone who

has seen the show. She says she only speaks country. Jacks always loses his iPhone, which

again is not really a surprise. I guess the only surprise is that when the women get

spray tan, they decide to do it together, which I think is a little strange. They all

go to one apartment, someone shows up, and then they disrobe and they watch each other get

sprayed and admire each other's bodies. I can tell you that at no time I've ever called

my friends and said, I don't know what you're doing tonight, but I've got a great idea.

How do you come over and running shorts? We'll watch each other get spray tan. We'll reveal

our stretch marks from the children that we've had. Saggy boobs and all. Why don't we watch

you to how they all get sprayed? Then we can comment on how great we all look. That

sounds like a really fun time. I can assure you not one of my friends would want to do

that. I found that pretty strange. When I get a spray tan, even by myself with some

18-year-old spray tan technician, I am counting down the minutes. It's a mortifying experience.

I'm fairly certain I have probably made many 18-year-olds reconsider having a baby with

their boyfriends because of it. I watched Little People, Big World. I think I watched

Taffin episode. It was about Audrey having mastitis. Again, here's another one. First person

ever have a baby explaining to the general public what mastitis is. Most people either

know or they don't give two shits about a clogged milk duct that caused an infection. No

one really cares. Here's the thing about this show. There are always these episodes that

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