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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 108: Cry Havoc

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2015

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Something's amish when a couch surfer butters his way onto the USS Sisyphus. Can the crew rumspringa into action when a Romulan warbird appears? This one's a real barn burner. Cow pun. 

 

Improvised March 8, 2015 from a suggestion by @Shoelessdick

 

Featuring

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Leopold Lackey, LtCdr Fritz Fassbinder 

Mike Geraghty as Zeb, Romulan Subcommander

Sean Kelly as LtCdr Crick Watson

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Romulan Commander

Chris Rathjen as Cdr Corbomite Hayes, Romulan Subcommander

 

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of the Improvise Star Trek is sponsored by Base Camp.

0:04.1

When you use Base Camp to run projects, people know what to do, people know where things are,

0:09.3

and you stay on top of everything all the time.

0:18.6

Lacky, I've got a question for you.

0:21.4

Yeah.

0:22.3

Who is that dude sleeping in the captain's chair?

0:27.8

Oh, oh, that's this guy as found in the hallways.

0:33.3

He said he needed a place to crash, and since the captain's not here this week, I thought,

0:37.5

what better place than the captain's chair? Yeah, I mean, he's pretty comfy. He's bedded down. There's a lot of blankets there. Hey, Commander, I don't want to wake that guy up. Yeah, shh. There's a lot of clothes spread over my station, wet clothes that are drip drying. Yeah, I told him he could just, like, replicate new clothes, but he said, no, and I replicated

0:59.4

him a bucket of hot water.

1:01.2

Oh.

1:01.4

And he kind of put his clothes, and now they're drying.

1:03.9

Okay.

1:04.5

Did anybody get his name?

1:06.9

I didn't.

1:08.4

But I do know that don't pull those blankets off because he's just wearing his boxers.

1:13.3

Oh, okay, good to know. Good to know. That would be awkward.

1:17.7

So should we maybe move to auxiliary control so we don't wake him up?

1:24.3

I mean, it's your call. You're the commander.

1:26.0

Right, I am the commander. We'll just do our job quietly. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's your call. You're the commander. Right, I am the commander. We'll just do our job quietly.

1:29.7

Okay. Yeah, I mean, he's been out. I mean, we had an attack on the ship, and he slept through

1:35.4

that like a baby. Oh, I forgot to tell you. We were attacked by a ship. I slept through that.

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