Ep 1075: From Measles to Waitress Woes, Opie’s Got Beef! E125

Opie Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Today, I’m unloading on life’s little annoyances—notifications that won’t quit, measles making a comeback (what year is this?), and servers who mess up my dinner order. Epstein files, Gene Hackman’s mysterious exit, and why Travis Kelce’s haircut might tank his Swift romance. Plus, a shoutout to Jackie the Joke Man’s gabfest and a tease of Howard Stern’s potato saga with Grillo. Hit that like button—it’s cheaper than my dog’s vet bill!

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0:00.0	putting out the fire with gasoline.
0:14.1	Good morning, everybody.
0:15.4	Welcome to my live stream.
0:16.9	We are, what, 500 feet above the streets in New York City.
0:19.7	We got the sun coming up behind me.
0:21.7	We got my phone with the notifications.
0:24.8	It's FU Friday.
0:25.8	I'll start.
0:26.5	I hate notifications.
0:28.7	I think I turned them all off.
0:31.9	But then it's like, no, you didn't turn this one off.
0:34.1	No, no, no you didn't.
0:36.5	So, yeah, it's FU Friday. Why don't you let me know what bothered you in the chat? This is your opportunity to be a big part of the live stream. I've been trying to get this bit going for months and you guys just sit there and make me do all the work. So let me know in the chat, what bothered you this week.
0:55.7	Well, I don't care what it is.
0:56.8	I'll tell you, I don't like measles coming back.
0:59.6	Why are measles coming back?
1:01.8	I don't like that.
1:03.9	And now there's a threat of Ebola?
1:06.6	What year is this?
1:09.1	Are we still like in the middle of the gold rush?
1:11.8	Why are we starting to worry about Ebola?
1:15.4	Oh, we're just crazy.
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