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Slack.com slash DHQ. The Irish Times reports that the United Nations has sent out an email

instructing UN staff not to use the words invasion or war when describing the big red flashes

that are causing buildings to fall down with dead people inside them in the disputed territory

south of Russia, which is called Ukraine or the Ukraine, depending on which people with

guns and helmets are left in Kiev or Kiev after all the red flashes and buildings

falling down stop happening. Whatever they are. The United Nations responded to the Irish

Times report with a statement saying quote, we have never sent out an email telling our

staff what words to use. Unquote. The Irish Times then published a screenshot of the email

where upon the United Nations issued another statement saying quote, oh, you mean that

email. We did send that. Unquote. The email instructed UN staff to remain neutral during

the red flash building falling down event in Ukraine or the Ukraine and not to appear to

choose sides between the men, women and children who have suddenly stopped being alive for

some reason and the evil gangster who has somehow caused their cities to explode. The

words gangster and evil should also not be used when describing gangsters or evil. The

UN says that it hopes calling the war a conflict will transform the war into peace in the

same way that calling men women has transformed women's sports into a sad and humiliating

waste of time. This strategy has worked for the United Nations in the past as when a scheming

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