I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time,

hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is

then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps

and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath but then

your nose is still freezing. I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with

the dog for long periods of time, hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think

a frozen nose is then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing

hamps and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath

but then your nose is still freezing to top.

Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

All a bunch of brainless pinheads. Oxford University Professor of Climatology Dr. Sally Asspakwards

kicked off the conference by stepping to the podium to make a speech, slipping on a damp spot so

that her feet flew up in the air and everyone could see her underpants, then landing on her

backside, sliding clear across the stage and flying through a side door into the lobby before she

staggered back into the auditorium and stumbled to the podium to deliver her address.

She then proceeded to explain why her brilliant 3000-page plan to turn the entire

Indian subcontinent into a wind farm in order to generate enough electricity to make a toy monkey

play the symbols would not actually change the climate but would instead send us all back to

prehistoric levels of primitiveism and savagery. Dr. Asspakwards said quote, it turns out when you

give people grants to create computer models predicting a climate emergency, that's what they do

even if there's no emergency at all. If we've given them grants to create predictions that

gigantic lizards would fly out of our noses and devour the stars, I'd have developed a brilliant

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