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Slack.com slash DHQ. The United States is facing renewed threats from Russia, China and Iran,

sometimes known as the Axis of Evil, or the Axis of Creepy Occitude, or the Axis that

is trying to chop down the cherry tree of America, or all I access don't be like Russia, China

and Iran. It's possible I made that last one up. With Russia threatening to invade Ukraine,

China threatening to invade Taiwan and Iran threatening to rejoin Barack Obama's nuclear

deal so it can then kill everyone who doesn't have five names, all of which are Muhammad.

President and Vinal House Plant Joe Biden has turned his incisive mind to the problem of

how to unlock the Oval Office bathroom so he can get out and find his incisive mind, which

he seems to remember having put in a glass on his bedside table, although maybe that was

his teeth. White House bespoke's woman, Jen Pesaki

Pesaki says, the crisis per situations and posso many posites, psymultaneously, is probably

due to COVID, just like the persoering crime rates, perspirely an inflation and massive government

bespending. Miss Pesaki Pesaki said, quote, obviously these international crises are

arising due to the pandemic and also the fact that President Biden's deadly hysterical

and incompetent pussurrender to the Taliban and Afghanistan telegraph to the world's

tyrants that he was a weak piceme vegetable waiting for past stronger leaders to roast

him butter him and then devour him and the American dream along with him. But mostly it

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