Ep. 106 - Our Pal Dan Cummins

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Our friend and most requested guest to have back on the show, Dan Cummins was our guest for this episode. The greatest thing about Dan is he just loves shooting the shit and letting it rip and that's what this podcast is all about. If you're not familiar with Dan Cummins, he's an incredibly talented standup comedian who's appeared on Comedy Central, Conan, The Tonight Show and The Late Late Show. He's best known for his hit podcast "Timesuck" where Dan dives deep into serial killers, cults, conspiracies, history, and the paranormal in a way that's both educational and hysterical. He also just launched a new podcast called "Scared to Death" where Dan terrifies his wife with alleged-to-be-true horror stories about Demonic possession, poltergeists, shadow people and more. See why we love him?

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0:00.0	See I can see your face now. I know I moved it over you move the monitor. Oh, thanks man
0:04.6	I'm gonna back. It's give me a complex like you didn't want to look at me anymore
0:08.7	I don't know bill has a massive head
0:11.1	I
0:12.4	Need to you had or something
0:16.8	I hate when people give me hats cuz they're like hey man tried on like nah
0:20.6	Not not in front of people
0:22.9	It's gonna just perch like a little kids hat on top of it
0:26.5	Like like like a lot of times the only goat like seven and three quarters. Uh-huh
0:30.0	And it's like that's still too tight. I'm like goddamn
0:32.8	Got in Frank a sign head. I have the opposite problem. Yeah pinhead. Yeah, I go so small
0:38.3	They were like I was in the military. I had like the smallest size
0:43.1	Hat or we call it cover in the whole platoon wow six and five eights or something
0:48.5	She's damn yeah, doesn't look like you have a tiny head. I don't understand all the head. Yeah, I hide it well
0:53.2	I think and now I just picture now just picture taking your head off and it's just like this little teeny dumb
0:58.9	It's a tiny little grape. It's like a perfect circle short forehead too
1:03.3	So not only is the I it's not big around so hats I have to get really small hats
1:09.0	But they can't be very deep. I have like a two inch forehead. Otherwise, I have all that bullshit
1:13.8	That's the real issue. I don't have that problem. I got plenty of forehead
1:17.8	You're like paid manning for it
1:20.5	Five six heads. It's not awesome
1:25.2	Can be I don't know. No, it's someone with it. It's just not off. Yeah, especially when your hairline starts falling back to
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