Ep. 106: Crisis Mode

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa wonder why sometimes a crisis is easier than regular life? Maybe we wouldn't feel this way if we got trophies and a standing ovation every time we did the dishes or handled bedtime solo! Plus, success leaves a bad taste in Biz's mouth, Theresa discovers the secret to keeping a clean house, and we talk to nationally syndicated advice columnist Amy Dickinson, who reminds us, “It’s just a baby.”

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.3	This week on One Bad Mother, we talk about parenting through a crisis.
0:22.1	Success leaves a bad taste in business mouth.
0:24.6	Theresa figures out the secret to a clean house,
0:27.0	and we talk to nationally syndicated advice columnist Amy Dickinson.
0:31.8	Whoo!
0:33.0	I am excited about that.
0:36.0	Me too.
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	I am also excited about hearing how you are.
0:41.0	Teresa, how are you?
0:42.0	I haven't seen you in a week yeah I'm okay I'm pretty good I guess I did
0:48.6	I had one really great breakthrough actually I figured out how to keep my house clean which
0:56.2	with you know a one and a half year old and a three and a half year old is pretty hard but I totally like figured it out so
1:04.9	basically this is what you do drink you stab your eyes out so you don't see it
1:10.5	you like spend a full day organizing everything. Okay. All the toys
1:16.0	everything. Good. Check. And like ignoring your children while you do that. And
1:21.0	then you just never sit down ever again. So you just follow
1:27.4	them all around picking up after them. Just picking up everything they pick up then they drop it and you pick it up and you just
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